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Words!
They say Circuit Breaker contains lots of words, a tremendous amount of words - possibly the greatest of words ever written. The words in this novel are of tremendous quality and value, and will bring great richness upon our nation.
Paragraphs!
Some very important people, who you may never have heard of, have said the paragraphs in this novel are perhaps the greatest, most important paragraphs ever seen by anyone who understands paragraphs. Some people say I don't understand paragraphs, but my paragraph understanding is of a level higher than anyone else in the country.
Pages!
Oh my the pages are tremendous. And so many of them. So many beautiful, wonderful, majestic pages - delivering the most tremendously important messages; And no one has ever read these messages or pages before now, and it is because of my work that these pages are being delivered to you.
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